A bit more Irish humour

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Gringa Bows
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A bit more Irish humour

#1 Post by Gringa Bows » Thu May 26, 2011 3:10 pm

Two Irishmen are hammering floorboards down in a house.
Paddy picks up a nail, realises it's upside down & throws it away.
He carries on doing this until Murphy says, "Why are you throwing
them away?"
"Because they're upside down," says Paddy.
"You daft prat," replies Murphy, "save 'em for the ceiling!!"
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Re: A bit more Irish humour

#2 Post by Nephew » Thu Jun 02, 2011 12:01 am

:lol: :lol:
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Re: A bit more Irish humour

#3 Post by Nutgrass » Thu Jun 02, 2011 8:34 am

Wonder if he uses the ones that are laying on the floor for the walls :wink:
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Re: A bit more Irish humour

#4 Post by Gringa Bows » Thu Jun 02, 2011 10:07 am

of coarse,otherwise you cant hammer them in.their facing the wrong way.. :shock: :lol:
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