Irish humour

Got a joke too good to keep to yourself? This is where to put it. While all the other Campfires are expected to be reasonably 'serious' in nature, this is where we let our hair down.

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Gringa Bows
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Irish humour

#1 Post by Gringa Bows » Thu May 26, 2011 3:09 pm

The police came to my front door last night holding a picture of my wife.
They said, "Is this your wife, sir?"
Shocked, I answered, "Yes."
They said, "I'm afraid it looks like she's been hit by a bus."
I said, "I know, but she has a lovely personality."
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Re: Irish humour

#2 Post by greybeard » Thu May 26, 2011 6:25 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Irish humour

#3 Post by hazard » Thu May 26, 2011 6:28 pm

:lol: :lol:
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#4 Post by blu-dog » Thu May 26, 2011 6:28 pm

reckon you'll make it to your 35th anniversary? :lol:
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Re: Irish humour

#5 Post by bigbob » Thu May 26, 2011 7:15 pm

LB rod 55 wrote:The police came to my front door last night holding a picture of my wife.
They said, "Is this your wife, sir?"
Shocked, I answered, "Yes."
They said, "I'm afraid it looks like she's been hit by a bus."
I said, "I know, but she has a lovely personality."
Here goes a guy who's not afraid to look death in the eye! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Irish humour

#6 Post by Gringa Bows » Thu May 26, 2011 8:55 pm

it came in an email from my little sister,and my missus put it on here for me :wink: so i'm safe :mrgreen:
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Re: Irish humour

#7 Post by Roadie » Thu May 26, 2011 10:44 pm

For the moment. Cheers Roadie.
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