The Bowhunter

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Mick Smith
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The Bowhunter

#1 Post by Mick Smith » Mon May 16, 2011 6:42 pm

A man and his friend were
enjoying deer hunting season
near a main highway.

A huge buck walked by and
the hunter drew his bow and
took careful aim.

Before he could release his
arrow, his friend pointed at a
funeral procession passing
on the road below their
stand. The hunter slowly let
off the pressure on his bow,
took off his hat, bowed his
head and closed his eyes
in prayer.

His friend was amazed.
"Wow, that is the most
thoughtful and touching thing
I have ever seen you do."

The hunter shrugged.
"Yeah, well, we were married
for 35 years."
There is no use focusing on aiming if you don't execute the shot well enough to hit what your are aiming at.
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Re: The Bowhunter

#2 Post by kimall » Mon May 16, 2011 6:53 pm

That is gold mate I told the wife and even she laughed.
Cheers KIM
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Re: The Bowhunter

#3 Post by Gringa Bows » Mon May 16, 2011 7:00 pm

hahaha,he got his priorities right...............
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Re: The Bowhunter

#4 Post by WOLF » Mon May 16, 2011 7:35 pm

:lol:
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Re: The Bowhunter

#5 Post by Bill » Mon May 16, 2011 10:01 pm

:( :( minute silence :lol: :lol: :lol:
Now where's that Deer
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#6 Post by TomMcDonald » Tue May 17, 2011 10:57 am

Bahahahahah
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Re: The Bowhunter

#7 Post by Nephew » Tue May 17, 2011 5:49 pm

:lol: :lol: Good one Mick! I wasn't game to tell my missus that one! :wink: :D
Lately, if life were treating me any better, I'd be suspicious of it's motives!
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