Irish Hunting
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- looseplucker
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Irish Hunting
Two Irishmen flew to Canada on a hunting trip. They chartered a small plane to take them into the Rockies for a week hunting moose.
They managed to bag 6. As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could take only 4 moose.
The two lads objected strongly. "Last year we shot six The pilot let us take them all and he had the same plane as yours."
Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. The plane took off.
However, while attempting to cross some mountains even on full power the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down.
Somehow, surrounded by the moose bodies, only Paddy and Mick survived the crash.
After climbing out of the wreckage, Paddy asked Mick,
"Any idea where we are?"
Mick replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."
They managed to bag 6. As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could take only 4 moose.
The two lads objected strongly. "Last year we shot six The pilot let us take them all and he had the same plane as yours."
Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. The plane took off.
However, while attempting to cross some mountains even on full power the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down.
Somehow, surrounded by the moose bodies, only Paddy and Mick survived the crash.
After climbing out of the wreckage, Paddy asked Mick,
"Any idea where we are?"
Mick replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."
Are you well informed or is your news limited?
- TomMcDonald
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Re: Irish Hunting
LOL that's Effing funny.
- Gringa Bows
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Re: Irish Hunting
Haha that is funny...but whats an Effing
- looseplucker
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Re: Irish Hunting
a polite version of the in and out word with an ing on the end. It means 'very'
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- Stickbow Hunter
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Re: Irish Hunting
Well why not just type that.looseplucker wrote:It means 'very'
Jeff
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Re: Irish Hunting
Ok it was VERY effing funny!Stickbow Hunter wrote:
Well why not just type that.looseplucker wrote:It means 'very'
Jeff
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Re: Irish Hunting
HAHAHA you guy's crack me up......especially when i'm having refreshments..
- Stickbow Hunter
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Re: Irish Hunting
Ok, I admit defeat.
Jeff
Jeff
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- looseplucker
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Re: Irish Hunting
You orta try hunting with us - the brilliant shafts of wit around the campfire.....
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- Stickbow Hunter
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Re: Irish Hunting
I can kinda imagine that John.
Jeff
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Re: Irish Hunting
yep i know what your talking about,had thne same fun a couple of days ago....priceless
Re: Irish Hunting
Yep Priceless, very effing funny. Cheers Roadie
Re: Irish Hunting
The joke was effing funny, but the banter after it was even effing funnier!
Lately, if life were treating me any better, I'd be suspicious of it's motives!
Re: Irish Hunting
..nev..
i hunt animals because they have legs and can run away ................plants dont
- TomMcDonald
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Re: Irish Hunting
Are you Irish Nev?
Re: Irish Hunting
irish decent but i wasnt mad i meant craig was being evil
....nev...
....nev...
i hunt animals because they have legs and can run away ................plants dont
- TomMcDonald
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Re: Irish Hunting
He's always evil!