Irish Hunting

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Irish Hunting

#1 Post by looseplucker » Wed Apr 20, 2011 1:39 pm

Two Irishmen flew to Canada on a hunting trip. They chartered a small plane to take them into the Rockies for a week hunting moose.

They managed to bag 6. As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could take only 4 moose.

The two lads objected strongly. "Last year we shot six The pilot let us take them all and he had the same plane as yours."

Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. The plane took off.
However, while attempting to cross some mountains even on full power the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down.

Somehow, surrounded by the moose bodies, only Paddy and Mick survived the crash.

After climbing out of the wreckage, Paddy asked Mick,
"Any idea where we are?"

Mick replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."
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Re: Irish Hunting

#2 Post by TomMcDonald » Wed Apr 20, 2011 2:02 pm

LOL :lol: that's Effing funny.
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Re: Irish Hunting

#3 Post by Gringa Bows » Wed Apr 20, 2011 2:44 pm

Haha that is funny...but whats an Effing :?: :lol:

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Re: Irish Hunting

#4 Post by looseplucker » Wed Apr 20, 2011 2:57 pm

a polite version of the in and out word with an ing on the end. It means 'very'
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Re: Irish Hunting

#5 Post by Stickbow Hunter » Wed Apr 20, 2011 3:13 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
looseplucker wrote:It means 'very'
Well why not just type that. :D

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Re: Irish Hunting

#6 Post by TomMcDonald » Wed Apr 20, 2011 3:26 pm

Stickbow Hunter wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:
looseplucker wrote:It means 'very'
Well why not just type that. :D

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Ok it was VERY effing funny!
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Re: Irish Hunting

#7 Post by Gringa Bows » Wed Apr 20, 2011 3:30 pm

HAHAHA you guy's crack me up......especially when i'm having refreshments.. :lol:

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Re: Irish Hunting

#8 Post by Stickbow Hunter » Wed Apr 20, 2011 3:34 pm

Ok, I admit defeat. :lol:

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Re: Irish Hunting

#9 Post by TomMcDonald » Wed Apr 20, 2011 3:46 pm

:lol: :lol: :evil:
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Re: Irish Hunting

#10 Post by looseplucker » Wed Apr 20, 2011 4:28 pm

You orta try hunting with us - the brilliant shafts of wit around the campfire.....
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Re: Irish Hunting

#11 Post by Stickbow Hunter » Wed Apr 20, 2011 5:54 pm

I can kinda imagine that John. :lol:

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Re: Irish Hunting

#12 Post by Gringa Bows » Wed Apr 20, 2011 5:57 pm

yep i know what your talking about,had thne same fun a couple of days ago....priceless :wink:

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Re: Irish Hunting

#13 Post by Roadie » Wed Apr 20, 2011 9:36 pm

Yep Priceless, very effing funny. Cheers Roadie

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Re: Irish Hunting

#14 Post by Nephew » Thu Apr 21, 2011 9:27 am

The joke was effing funny, but the banter after it was even effing funnier! :lol:
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Re: Irish Hunting

#15 Post by kerrille » Thu Apr 21, 2011 2:56 pm

:evil:

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i hunt animals because they have legs and can run away ................plants dont

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Re: Irish Hunting

#16 Post by TomMcDonald » Thu Apr 21, 2011 3:43 pm

Are you Irish Nev?
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Re: Irish Hunting

#17 Post by kerrille » Thu Apr 21, 2011 4:19 pm

irish decent but i wasnt mad i meant craig was being evil :D

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Re: Irish Hunting

#18 Post by TomMcDonald » Thu Apr 21, 2011 4:24 pm

:)

He's always evil!
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