Mexican Jews?

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Mexican Jews?

#1 Post by greybeard » Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:42 pm

Two old Jewish men, Sid and Al, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant in Los Angeles one day.

Sid asks Al, 'Do you know of any people of our faith born and raised in Mexico?'

Al replies, 'I don't know, let's ask our waiter.' When the waiter arrives, Al asks, 'Are there any Mexican Jews?'

The waiter says, 'I don't know senor, I ask the cooks.'

He returns from the kitchen after a few minutes and says, 'No senor, the cook say no Mexican Jews.'

Al isn't satisfied and asks, 'Are you absolutely sure?'

The waiter, realizing he is dealing with gringos' replies, 'I check once again, senor!' and goes back into the kitchen.

While the waiter is away, Sid says, 'I find it hard to believe that there are no Jews in Mexico. Our people are scattered everywhere.'

The waiter returns and says, 'Senor, the head cook Tom say there is no Mexican Jews.'

'Are you certain?' Al asks again. 'I just can't believe there are no Mexican Jews!'

'SENOR, I ask EVERYONE,' replies the exasperated waiter,

'All we have is Orange Jews, Grape Jews, Prune Jews, and Tomato Jews.
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Re: Mexican Jews?

#2 Post by Benny Nganabbarru » Thu Apr 14, 2011 9:07 pm

:D

Love it!

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Re: Mexican Jews?

#3 Post by Jeffro » Fri Apr 15, 2011 5:41 am

nice greybeard ive been telling your one about the dog food guy
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Re: Mexican Jews?

#4 Post by hardgainer » Fri Apr 15, 2011 5:23 pm

HaHa He He...........loved it
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Re: Mexican Jews?

#5 Post by Nephew » Sat Apr 16, 2011 5:10 pm

Classic! :lol:
Lately, if life were treating me any better, I'd be suspicious of it's motives!
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Re: Mexican Jews?

#6 Post by hardgainer » Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:10 am

I always got a chuckle out of this one.

Rabbi Rabinovitz answers his phone.
Hello! is this Rabbi Rabinovitz ??
It is.
This is the inland Revenue, can you help us ??
Ill try.
Do you know Sam Cohen ??
I do
Is he a member of your congregation ??
He is.
Did he donate $20,000 to the Synagogue rebuilding fund last year ??
He will !!
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