How I want to die

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Primitive Boy
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How I want to die

#1 Post by Primitive Boy » Sat Mar 19, 2011 1:07 am

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, not kicking and screaming like the passengers in his car. :D
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Re: How I want to die

#2 Post by Gringa Bows » Sat Mar 19, 2011 8:40 am

Huh :?:
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Re: How I want to die

#3 Post by Mick Smith » Sat Mar 19, 2011 9:06 am

That sounds vaguely familiar?? :D

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Re: How I want to die

#4 Post by robmoore » Sat Mar 19, 2011 9:44 am

Primitive Boy wrote:I want to die peacefully in my sleep, not kicking and screaming like the passengers in his car. :D

Yeah Mick... Maybe it could be a quiz question: "Please complete the rest of the quote - and acknowledge the source." :lol:

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Re: How I want to die

#5 Post by AndyD » Sat Mar 19, 2011 12:12 pm

“I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.”
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Re: How I want to die

#6 Post by bigbob » Mon Mar 21, 2011 11:58 am

Saw another that read I must be a hunter 'cause even the rocks in my rock garden have died.
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Re: How I want to die

#7 Post by Primitive Boy » Mon Mar 21, 2011 9:22 pm

This was just a funny statement, in truth, ther needn't be any explaining, the title says the topic, and the post contains the message. I was simply stating how I wanted to die, albeit it was intended as a joke, I do not particularly want to crasha perfectly good car as a way of dying.
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