A married couple in their early 60s were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.
She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all time, I will grant you each a wish.
The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.
The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - Two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.
The wife, and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.
So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 92 years old.
The moral of this story:
Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female.....
40 years of marriage.
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40 years of marriage.
"And you must not stick for a groat or twelvepence more than another man would give, if it be a good bow.
For a good bow twice paid for, is better than an ill bow once broken. [Ascham]
“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?” [Einstein]
I am old enough to make my own decisions....Just not young enough to remember what I decided!....
For a good bow twice paid for, is better than an ill bow once broken. [Ascham]
“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?” [Einstein]
I am old enough to make my own decisions....Just not young enough to remember what I decided!....
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stringnstik
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Re: 40 years of marriage.
"I am the arrow..the arrow is me...together as one...I fly to thee"
"the stick maybe crooked and the string hath no form,
then married by bowyer, transforms when first drawn"
"twang....thud"
"the stick maybe crooked and the string hath no form,
then married by bowyer, transforms when first drawn"
"twang....thud"
Re: 40 years of marriage.
Good one Daryl
Re: 40 years of marriage.
I know this is supossed to be a Joke. HA HA. The Bride and I are in our 39th year, and love her even more, wouldn't change anything, not even for a million Quid. Vanity. Cheers Roadie.
Re: 40 years of marriage.
Serves him bloody right! 
Lately, if life were treating me any better, I'd be suspicious of it's motives!
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Gringa Bows
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Re: 40 years of marriage.
Love it. I like it when a funny joke is clean as I can share it with the kids at school.
Steve
Steve
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On Christ the solid rock I stand, All other ground is sinking sand. Edward Mote, 1797-1874
On Christ the solid rock I stand, All other ground is sinking sand. Edward Mote, 1797-1874