so thats why i'm fat

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so thats why i'm fat

#1 Post by texx » Sat Mar 05, 2011 9:21 pm

I just figured out why I'm getting fat! The shampoo I use in the shower that runs down my body says "for extra volume and body." I'm going to start using dish washing detergent instead. It says "dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove".
always seems to happen when its least expected most
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#2 Post by Nutgrass » Sat Mar 05, 2011 9:24 pm

texx wrote:I just figured out why I'm getting fat! The shampoo I use in the shower that runs down my body says "for extra volume and body." I'm going to start using dish washing detergent instead. It says "dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove".
That is gold :lol: :mrgreen: I have tears & have just been reprimanded by the wife for being to noisy & the other things she is going to do if I wake the bloody kids up :roll:
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#3 Post by Gringa Bows » Sat Mar 05, 2011 9:30 pm

:lol: :lol:
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#4 Post by bigbob » Sun Mar 06, 2011 8:37 pm

2000 comedians out of work and Texx has to come up with that. Thats two rib busters in five minutes. :lol: :P :lol:
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