The old irrigation farmer...

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The old irrigation farmer...

#1 Post by robmoore » Mon Nov 15, 2010 2:13 pm

A Department of Water Resources representative stops at a riverland farm and talks with an old farmer. He tells the farmer, I need to inspect your farm for your water allocation.
The old farmer says, "Okay, but don't go in that paddock over there". The government rep says, "Mate, I have the authority of the Government with me. See this card? This card means I am allowed to go WHEREVER I WISH on any agricultural land. No questions asked or answered. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?"
The old farmer nods politely and goes about his work.
Later, the old farmer hears loud screams and spies the Water Rep running for his life and close behind is the farmer's bull. The bull is gaining with every step. The Rep is clearly terrified, so the old farmer immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs...
"Your card! Your card! Show him your card!"

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Bob
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Re: The old irrigation farmer...

#2 Post by Benny Nganabbarru » Mon Nov 15, 2010 5:56 pm

Amen! :D
It's the great, big, broad land 'way up yonder,
It's the forests where silence has lease;
It's the beauty that thrills me with wonder,
It's the stillness that fills me with peace.
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Re: The old irrigation farmer...

#3 Post by Gringa Bows » Mon Nov 15, 2010 6:44 pm

:lol: :lol: whats your point Tony....
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#4 Post by Stickbow Hunter » Mon Nov 15, 2010 7:21 pm

:lol: :lol:

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#5 Post by Gringa Bows » Mon Nov 15, 2010 9:55 pm

i think its bull that you dont get my point about the point of the horns :mrgreen:
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Re: The old irrigation farmer...

#6 Post by Nephew » Wed Nov 17, 2010 1:20 pm

Boys, this is a pointless exchange!
Lately, if life were treating me any better, I'd be suspicious of it's motives!
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