Dopey is alive

Got a joke too good to keep to yourself? This is where to put it. While all the other Campfires are expected to be reasonably 'serious' in nature, this is where we let our hair down.

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Roadie
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Dopey is alive

#1 Post by Roadie » Sun Sep 26, 2010 4:00 pm

Snow White had closed the door, and the 7 Dwarfs left for work, carrying their picks and shovels and in the wheel barrow was some dynamite to use at the goldmine. A short time later as Snow White was haveing a coffee she heard a loud noise.
Looking out the front door she noticed a large cloud of dust and smoke comming from the Mine, fearing the worst she hastened down to the mine entrance only to discover the entrance was caved in. Fearing for her 7 dwarfs, she started pulling rocks and debris away from the entrance. After an hour she had managed to make a small hole into the mine. She then proceeded to call out their names, but no one answered. so she made a bigger hole and once again she called out to them, silence was all she heard. Then suddenly she heard some one singing,
COLLINGWOOD FOREVER,
she was so releived when she heard that, she knew that Dopey was Alive. Cheers Roadie

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#2 Post by Gringa Bows » Sun Sep 26, 2010 4:20 pm

i dont follow foot ball but that was funny :lol:

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#3 Post by dawallace45 » Sun Sep 26, 2010 9:38 pm

When I heard it he was calling ' Gillard for Prime Minister "

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#4 Post by hue » Sun Sep 26, 2010 9:49 pm

very funny Roadie.
see how much you laugh when we trounce those pretenders next week :wink:

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#5 Post by looseplucker » Wed Nov 03, 2010 12:27 pm

I heard him say he campaigned for John Howard in 2007
Are you well informed or is your news limited?

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#6 Post by Nephew » Thu Nov 04, 2010 7:33 pm

When I heard him, he said (contrary to ALL credible and evidence based scientific advice) "The argument ( in the affirmative for the existence of Capitalist induced global warming) is absolute crap!" :wink: :)
Lately, if life were treating me any better, I'd be suspicious of it's motives!

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