Whos the laziest bloke around?

Got a joke too good to keep to yourself? This is where to put it. While all the other Campfires are expected to be reasonably 'serious' in nature, this is where we let our hair down.

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g_r
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Whos the laziest bloke around?

#1 Post by g_r » Wed Sep 22, 2010 8:01 pm

Three men argue about hows the laziest one of them.
The 1:" I could have spend the night with two lovely ladies, but i was to lazy to walk three
blocks to get there, i am the laziest one!"
The 2:"Thats nothing! I won 1 million $ in the lottery, but i was to lazy to go to the lottery
office and claim the money, clearly i am the laziest one!"
The 3: " Well, thats OK, but nothing compared to me. I went fishing, sat down and screamed for
over 4 hours!"
1 and 2: " Thats bullocks! Theres nothing lazy about screaming for 4 hours!"
The 3: "Ohh, it is. While sitting down i wedged my testicles in the folding chair but was to lazy
to stand up again!"

Cheers Axel
watch youre feet, you may never know where they might take you....

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Re: Whos the laziest bloke around?

#2 Post by rodlonq » Thu Oct 07, 2010 12:28 pm

Thats bloody lazy all right! Good one Axel

Cheers..... Rod

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Re: Whos the laziest bloke around?

#3 Post by Gringa Bows » Thu Oct 07, 2010 6:08 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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