LAST RIDE ON MY HARLEY

Got a joke too good to keep to yourself? This is where to put it. While all the other Campfires are expected to be reasonably 'serious' in nature, this is where we let our hair down.

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LAST RIDE ON MY HARLEY

#1 Post by greybeard » Fri Jan 18, 2019 3:52 pm

While riding my Harley I swerved to avoid hitting a roo, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.
Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?"

As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low-cut blouse.
"I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.

She said, “Get in and I’ll take you home, so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.”

"That's nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!"

"Oh, come now, I’m a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."
Well, she was pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."
We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."

"Don't be silly!" she said with a smile. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"

"Still in the ditch with the Harley, I guess."
"And you must not stick for a groat or twelvepence more than another man would give, if it be a good bow.
For a good bow twice paid for, is better than an ill bow once broken.
[Ascham]

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Re: LAST RIDE ON MY HARLEY

#2 Post by Bill » Fri Jan 18, 2019 4:35 pm

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Re: LAST RIDE ON MY HARLEY

#3 Post by Outbackdad » Fri Jan 18, 2019 7:18 pm

:auto-dirtbike: :auto-ambulance: :clap:

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Re: LAST RIDE ON MY HARLEY

#4 Post by little arrows » Fri Jan 18, 2019 7:57 pm

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